J9

Lesbians

are obsessed with art, photography, painting, poetry, obscure literature, writing, folk guitar, acoustic music, coffee shops, nature, astrology, their vaginas, other vaginas

Orgasms

cuddling, fighting the patriarchy, bending gender norms, politics, their 938472 cats and/or dogs, and most importantly trying to seem radically different from every other lesbian which also leads to their obsession with irony because

They’re all the fuckin same.